Meow.

This cat is so freaken adorable!!

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This be Eva.

This is my pet bird Eva. It's about 2 years old now and sometimes the cutest thing ever. We have has Eva since she was 2 weeks old just before her baby feathers grew out. It has had its wings clip since young and doesn't know how to fly. Might sound sad, but its the safest way.

It likes to mimic me and Susanne in many ways to a point where it can say words like hello, how are you, Eva up, you're cute!, yup and it can also wolf whistle and make other silly noises that we taught it. The wolf whistle is the best, its gotten to the point where we do it so much that the neighbors are starting to get into it. We have managed to teach it to 'step up' and sometimes 'perch' which is to step down. I like to believe it actually understands these commands but sometimes because it's a cheeky little thing it chooses to disobey.

For a while now Eva has been scratching her bottom every now and then but just recently it has gotten quite bad. We have been trying to give it this solution to rid of worms in her tummy, we may not have been diligent in giving it to her (cause she hates it). So today we bit the bullet and took her to the vet.Turns out Eva is a he! Bwahaha. This whole time because of its name Eva we just assumed it was a female. Anyway Eva he... has been scratching his bottom not because of worms but because... Well he ain't scratching his bottom at all.

Eva has hit puberty and it's egg laying season. Eva is just one horny bird, trying to grab a hold of anything and rub its naughty bits on it to get a kick out of it. This is bad, having your bird masturbate on the perch, finger, floor or anything in fact promotes bad social behavior. According to the vet we have to be stern and tell Eva that doing that is not right and we are not his mating partners cause that's how he see's us right now.

So other than the fact we have to not approve of Eva's hornyness, Eva is a bit over weight at 110grams. I'm a bit edgy about this but apparently we have to get it to fly a bit as a form of exercise, I hope it wont become a habit and Eva one day flies away.

She, no I mean he also has a yeast infection too! lol, that's ok though the medication the vet gave me, Eva seems to like it so it wont be too hard to give it to her.

Coffs

Last week me and a bunch of mates drove up to Coffs Harbour to relax. The weather was shit, so it just turned into a 3 day bender.

I took no photos but Maria did! And she blogs too. So I'll plug her post here as a recount of my experience there.


Mmashed Potato :

Got home at around 3, only to repack for Coffs Harbour Monday morning.

Ryan finished his exam early, expecting everyone to be on time, but of course, none of us were there, except for Eric (his unofficial boyfriend).

DAY 1

The drive there was pretty much..war (despite the fact I slept half the way)
First there was the kareoke wars, I still believe Timmy's car won this one, he is a monster.
Then there was the "scenic route" which was the biggest excuse for the boys to go at 180kph. It felt like I was in one of them horror movies, with the foggy roads and all. I hate you guys.

There were manual driving lessons for Alison and photos in the middle of nowhere, in the pouring rain.
Then we stole Ryan's beloved Domo, and they hacked into my mobile phone.
This was war - and we do not negotiate with terrorists.

We arrived at the place, sorta jizzed because it was freaking amazing.
(I am so glad I know engineers now, because they're all buying me beach houses later)

Went out to get Thai food and alcohol and came home, drank southern comfort and I don't
remember much but I apparently walked into a door, and got bitten by bed bugs!
We pissed eric off as well. I woke up next to Tim in the middle, with Alison on the other side. AHHA

Tim you pimp, we love you!

DAY 2

I got up early for the sunrise, and Timmy (that kid is full of energy I love it) cooked my favourite -
eggs benedict. I wanted to marry him right then and there. He cooked the whole trip, so thank
you Tim, amazing masterchef skills!

We then headed off to the Jetty, to climb a hill and whale watch. There was a hill, but no whales.
And we did figure out that Jeff wouldn't mind being "tapped" by an old guy with money and yachts.

I think we got some ice-cream, and chose flavours according to statistics, and then headed off to the Big Banana. (yes it was raining).

Let's just say I hate being a girl sometimes, but yes the other 5 got to run around like 5 yr olds on the falsely advertised "water park" which was inflatables with random sprinklers. Eric, for the record, got injured on the "under 8s only" inflatable obstacle course, dislocating his knee cap. It's okay eric, chicks dig it.

And then toboggan rides and woolies for more food.
The boys mastercheffed dinner, with pork (which looked like beef) and "intense" tomatoes which were genetically modified and claimed to cause no mess.

There was no juice that came out of them, now that's just wrong. Also on the menu was bangers and mash and mojitos (love) and more soco and coke.

And then we played a few card games - eric didn't drink, but he did cop alot of my violent "rage -like" alcohol induced behaviour, and apparently I passed out. I prefer to see this as choosing to sleep, because I can drink more than Ryan. Tim kept losing the in card game and I think him and Alison were k.o'd.

DAY 3

The horrible horrible rain made it impossible to enjoy the beach, but with those kids, anything was crazy fun. Timmy and Ryan had a bromantic drive together the day before to find the best beaches.

So, we chilled at one of them, (still no whales) went back to the Jetty for some fish and chips.

Oh, we also went to this random chocolate factory in the middle of the bush, and Ryan spent $50.00 on sweets.

He was one happy kid afterwards.

Drove to random beaches, and we then figured out they were make out points! We felt so violated! And took a longass walk on a bridge which ended with a weird cement gladiator ring. (The boys were expecting an open bar.. I didn't ask) and so took some lovely photos.

We found another beach, one with actual sand (not like the gravel from the other one!) and
played 'I never" having to walk a step into the water. I sort of lost, terribly.. and then we saw WHALES, they gave Eric a high 5. It was "hectik".

I think we just ate whatever we had for dinner, and it was round two between Ryan and myself. I drank the whole bottle of mojito mix the night before, so onto the pomogranate (yummy!) and watched Austin powers and drank when there was a p_nis reference, Wedding Crashers and drank when we saw boobs, and then moved downstairs to watch Bad Boys 2 I think (this is how drunk I was) and Eric again had to deal with my rage because he was lying next to me the whole time. And he said I snored. PLEASE.

And wassup is not coming back.

Jeff is too much of an athlete so he didn't drink too much (he plays bball, so respect, panties are on the ground! (kidding, he's all yours Marshiella)

DAY 4

We got up at 6am, because we had to leave as Jeff had to go judge some posters. Ryan and Eric were hilarious, they were so angry "F-CK the posters" lol. Jeff cleaned the kitched in less than an hour. Amazing.

We then took a detour to Forster, where we found the one and only GOLDEN GATE BAKERY ahahha Vissarle bro, nice bakery. His mum was really nice too :) It added about another half an hour to our trip, but oh so worth it. We took stop revive survive breaks and Jeff rushed us, so we ate slower. Tim was high on "Monster" energy drink, and Eric's pie was defending itself as it was "too hot" for Eric to eat.

We then cried to the acoustic version of Hey ya on repeat and tried to steal a cow, and a pelican.
Eric Tang was on the radio with love song dedications, and some Bon Jovi.

We followed the sunlight to Sydney, and went to Coogee for a SUNNY late arvo at the beach. We were just so angry at the world for making it rain the week we go. If we saw a whale a coogee, I think we all would've raged. Then off to Habib's cuz for dinner. We were craving it, and we're sorta crazy.

So about 1107 kms all up, and most likely a few speeding fines for the boys. I had an amazing time. Gettting away from everything, no technology (except the random drunk texts to Glenn! =S) and this time around the boys did everything. They drove, cooked and cleaned, and tucked us in, we did not do a thing.

I don't think you guys knew, but the last few weeks for me have been sort of horrible (hence my zoning out at times), and for you guys to do everything, it meant (SPOILER: This gets emotional) more to me than you guys will ever know.

Timmy, not only are you an amazing chef, I quite enjoyed our dnm at 7am, and how you don't like planning things (being a crazy planner myself, sometimes losing myself in them), and you would just rather see someone and be with them? I admire that.

Jeff, for making an awesome salad out of genetically modified tomatoes, and for making me feel better about not winning (a competition I refuse to disclose), and asking me what I actually get if I did win. Nothing. You nba player - full of wisdown and inspiration.

Eric, for.. actually I don't know you're just a dumb-ss bogan who thinks AIDS come from raw pork. Kidding, thank you for copping my abuse and letting me sleep like a horrible drunk on your shoulder.

Ryan, thanks for Domo! Kidding, thanks for letting me steal Domo. I am content.

So to all you guys, we're forever grateful and we love you. Your future wives are very very lucky

(including you Marshiella).

Next time, the girls will drive (manual given you give us lessons, and your Type R, of course) and make your sandwiches ;) Alison, ily but seriously we are never playing "I Never" again. Your strategies to beat Timmy and save me SORT OF..BACKFIRE!

Til we meet again lovers
xoxox Have an amazing holiday

Rémi GAILLARD

The snail, produced by Rémi GAILLARD.

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Stumbled upon this photo on tumblr. I just couldn't help but smile.

Glee!

Only just a few days ago i was introduced to a show called Glee. I'm hooked!!

It's a high school feel good drama ( a walking contradiction i know) , where the loser kids of the school have this Glee club in which they perform shows to win muscial competitions and also they randomly break out into song every now and then, it's great.

Amazing juggling.

An amazing routine. Pure talent and creativity.

Trailer Joanne and Darren's wedding.

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A Trailer of Jo and Darren's wedding. Looking good so far, can't wait till the guy finishes this vid.

My tattoo.

I've been quite lazy with my blogs lately and that's because holidays has begun and I've just been.... I don't know what I've been doing. Just seems like I'm super busy somehow.

The point of this post is about my tat, or the ankh. I've been wanting this tattoo for over 3 years now and I've never had the guts to actually go and get it. No don't get excited I haven't got it yet, still umming and ahhing.
The reason for this ankh/tat is because 1. I actually quite enjoy looking at tattoos and i find them aesthetically pleasing, and 2. I actually want something i can carry on from my youth to adulthood. Hence the ankh.

The ankh is an Egyptian hieroglyphic character that reads eternal life. And In my mind it reads, eternal youth, eternal happiness, live life to it's fullest, never regret things in life and just keep on living, you may take whatever meaning you like out of it. In the end i just want something symbolic that represents to me to stay young, never look back and always have fun. Because, in a way that's my motto.

The position i would like to have it is quite obvious, on my left chest, where the heart lies. That's symbolic enough. The size would be something small (smaller than what can been seen in the pic), even though i want something extravagant that radiates art and expressionism through the form of a tat. For my first tattoo I'll stick with something small first.

This second picture is just the save file from paint, in which i was mucking about. So far my design is like so. Ignore the scribbles on the side.
Still not the final design. I still have ideas on having the "Forever Young" phrase to be the skeleton of the ankh shape but until i can actually get it working on paint, this seems quite good so far.

My 21st

Damn, that was a hectic day. And i mean day and not the night. The night was all fun and smooth and everything before that was crazy.
I'll blog about that craziness later but here are some pics of me in my birthday suit.

Me and Alison ( the other bday girl)


Me and family! Darren, Jo, Kelvin and Susanne.


Me and the Girls. Lisa, Dianna, Joey, Nat and Alison.


Me and (part) boys. Clifton, Damian, Field and Schimke. I just realised, i don't think i got a proper photo of all the boys. Wait did I?

More photos on my facebook.

Tidbits

I watch Jackass 3D. It was a total waste of time, but i am glad i have watched it. So now i can say I have watched it and don't ever have to see it again. Despite it's lack of plot line and absolute idiocy they did manage to link up all the various stunts/pranks/stupidity quite nicely and it did make the movie flow... surprisingly.
Clifton has finally got new springs, not quite dumped but at the moment it looks like a rad drag car. While we were trying to install the rear springs, things just wasn't working. So end product is, sportivo shocks and tien springs on the front and corolla shocks and springs on the back. I wonder how it handles now?Finally got a taste of Adriano Zumbo's macaroons, quite average. A bit too sweet in my opinion.

Just like heaven -By Mark Velasquez Photography

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Just Like Heaven

For the eighth challenge of Bravo's "Work Of Art", I got teamed up with a partner that didn't agree with the kind of work I make, so I compromised. In doing so, I never got a chance to shoot the image I wanted, symbolizing my views on "Heaven." Oh so many months later, I finally was able to make the image I originally wanted to.

Heaven to me is not a place where people in robes sit on clouds and discuss the past. I was always taught that Heaven was the absence of all that is bad, including fear, worry, deadlines, sadness, and pain. In a Heaven, less should always more. No other model could sum this all up for me better than Jenna, who, if you aren't aware, is searching for her own definition of Heaven herself.

I've only known Jenna for a little over four months now, but in that time she has shown me her joy, passion, and sweetness while never holding back the honesty of her flaws, fears, and regrettable past deeds. For those of you unfamiliar with my previous posts of her, she's a sweet 18 year old who was diagnosed with Stage 3 Lyme disease at a young age with the doctors now only giving her two to five years left to live. She has traveled the world for stem cell treatments, spent the last year confined to a wheelchair unable to walk, and yet still remains one of the most positive and well-rounded people I have ever met. She is as fun and optimistic as she is multi-faceted and wise beyond her years. Having suffered with her illness for most of her life, she is strong and brave in a way most people will never be forced to experience until they are grey and frail.

I suppose I could talk at length about her horrific personal ordeals with men, the boxes of mandatory pills doctors have prescribed, and her continued occasional use of a cane. I want to share these stories, show the life that she has given me permission to display, but frankly, the closer I get to her the harder it gets. Thankfully, she and I love the photos too much to just hide them away.

Jenna and I have many plans for the future, both creatively and socially, for as long as her health holds up. I want to show her things that I think she might enjoy or find important. The questions she's asked me about life being fair, about the how's and why's of things, can only be answered with the same directness my parents thankfully gave me: That's just the way it is. Life isn't fair, bad things happen to good people, and things might not ever get better. All we can do is live for the moment, take as much pleasure in life as possible without hurting others in the process, and hope that the memories we leave behind give comfort in some way to others when we're gone. The hardest thing for me is that I want to convince her that these hard lessons get easier to accept as time goes by, but sadly she doesn't have the amount of time it takes to come to terms with all of it, and that's the most unfair thing of all.

Let me know your thoughts on all of this. Thanks so much.

Nonebutim- It's an amazing picture, with an amazing story to follow. Life is beautiful, life is short, don't look backand make no regrets.To me i believe the most important part of life is to have the most fun you can while you live it. Enjoy and smile. =)

Tumblr.

So my tumbler is finally underway. It's called Collectives because this tumblr will be solely dedicated to all the girls i find amazing. So far i have only made a few posts and i believe they are quite 'tame' but i doubt it will stay that way for long. So to be safe, my tumblr will be NSFW.

I doubt any of the pictures i put on that tumblr will be mine, I one day hope i can contribute some of my own. But until then, i hope you all enjoy to what i have stumbled upon on the internet.

If you are uncomfortable with erotica then it is not a place for you, but you are more than welcome to continue visiting this blogspot.

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Mitso the talking budgie!

He is so cute! And his words are quite clear and crisp!

If only eva was that smart enough to know that many phrases.